"She didn't think life on a lead was any way for a rabbit to live - then when he said he was going to eat it she knew she had to save it. Now it has the run of her garden without the fear of being cooked for dinner."
The irony, oh, the irony.
Dragging a bunny around on a leash really isn't any way to live if you're a rabbit.
...But technically, neither is being homeless and so desperate for food that you are forced to eat cute rabbits with dumb names.
I'm not quite sure what it is about the article that has me face palming. But srsly.









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I decided to be the smaller person after all. I knew I would.
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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
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I am a firm believer in Dr. Douchebag's Magic Slut-Boning Technique for Nerds.
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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
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Those who accept their fate may be granted happiness. Those who defy it may be granted glory.
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"I've often felt that dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask." -Fox Mulder
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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
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Immortality is short lived.
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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
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